Gifts Under $40
Bognook Shop gifts under $40 โ 185 real prices, no markdowns or fake discounts, just what things cost.
T-shirtRefuse to Evolve: axolotl t-shirtFor the keeper who knows an axolotl never really grows up โ and loves them exactly for it. This axolotl gets a hero's victory pose for refusing to.
From $29.99
T-shirtStay Baby Forever: axolotl t-shirtThe sweet side of neoteny: axolotls keep their baby face for life, and this design leans all the way into it.
From $29.99
T-shirtGills Pay the Bills: axolotl t-shirtBig external gills, bigger main-character energy โ for the axolotl keeper who knows their animal is the real star.
From $29.99
T-shirtBuilt-In Snack Storage: Pacman frog t-shirtThat famous Pacman-frog mouth, reimagined as built-in storage โ for anyone whose frog's appetite needs no introduction.
From $29.99
T-shirtBlob Mode: Activated: Pacman frog t-shirtThe exact moment a Pacman frog commits to doing nothing for the rest of the day โ a feeling every keeper recognizes.
From $29.99
T-shirtSmall But Deadly: dart frog t-shirtA dart frog's whole personality in one line, for the keeper of the smallest, boldest animal in the collection.
From $29.99
T-shirtStay Moist: frog t-shirtA cozy, rainy-day reminder for anyone who needs to hear it: stay moist.
From $29.99
T-shirtResting Toad Face: toad t-shirtThe toad version of resting face, worn with pride by keepers who know the feeling.
From $29.99
T-shirtAbbey Toad: toad t-shirtA toad-shaped detour through a very familiar crossing. No words, no logos โ just the walk.
From $29.99
Tote bagAbbey Toad: toad tote bagCarry the crossing with you โ a toad-shaped detour through a very familiar album cover, no words or logos.
$24.99
StickerRefuse to Evolve: axolotl stickerFor the keeper who knows an axolotl never really grows up โ and loves them exactly for it.
$4.99
StickerStay Baby Forever: axolotl stickerThe sweet side of neoteny: axolotls keep their baby face for life, and this sticker leans all the way into it.
$4.99
StickerGills Pay the Bills: axolotl stickerBig external gills, bigger main-character energy.
$4.99
StickerBuilt-In Snack Storage: Pacman frog stickerThat famous Pacman-frog mouth, reimagined as built-in storage.
$4.99
StickerBlob Mode: Activated: Pacman frog stickerThe exact moment a Pacman frog commits to doing nothing for the rest of the day.
$4.99
StickerSmall But Deadly: dart frog stickerA dart frog's whole personality in one line.
$4.99
StickerStay Moist: frog stickerA cozy, rainy-day reminder for anyone who needs to hear it: stay moist.
$4.99
StickerResting Toad Face: toad stickerThe toad version of resting face.
$4.99
PinMona Lotl: axolotl pinThe most famous smile in art history, now with feathery gills. A tiny gallery piece for the keeper's jacket or bag.
$5.99
PinLeucistic Axolotl: axolotl pinThe leucistic axolotl face, pin-sized โ for the keeper who wants their morph on their jacket.
$5.99
PinWild Type Axolotl: axolotl pinThe wild-type axolotl face, pin-sized.
$5.99
PinGolden Albino Axolotl: axolotl pinThe golden albino axolotl face, pin-sized.
$5.99
PinMelanoid Axolotl: axolotl pinThe melanoid axolotl face, pin-sized.
$5.99
PinSmall But Deadly: dart frog pinA dart frog's whole personality, pin-sized.
$5.99
MugBuilt-In Snack Storage: Pacman frog mugThat famous Pacman-frog mouth, reimagined as built-in storage โ for the keeper's coffee break.
$19.99
MugResting Toad Face: toad mugThe toad version of resting face, for the first coffee of the morning.
$19.99
MugAbbey Toad: toad mugA toad-shaped detour through a very familiar crossing, wrapped around your mug. No words, no logos.
$19.99
PosterMona Lotl: axolotl posterA Renaissance masterpiece, re-sat by an axolotl. Wall art for the keeper who thinks their axolotl's smile belongs in a museum.
From $24.99
PosterAbbey Toad: toad posterA toad-shaped detour through a very familiar crossing, framed as wide wall art. No words, no logos.
From $24.99
Enamel camp mugBuilt-In Snack Storage: Pacman frog enamel camp mugThat famous Pacman-frog mouth, reimagined as built-in storage, on a mug made for the campsite as much as the kitchen.
$24.99
Enamel camp mugResting Toad Face: toad enamel camp mugThe toad version of resting face, for the first coffee at the campsite.
$24.99
Enamel camp mugAbbey Toad: toad enamel camp mugA toad-shaped detour through a very familiar crossing, wrapped around an enamel camp mug. No words, no logos.
$24.99
Jigsaw puzzleMona Lotl: axolotl jigsaw puzzleA Renaissance masterpiece, re-sat by an axolotl, to put back together piece by piece.
$34.99
Jigsaw puzzleAbbey Toad: toad jigsaw puzzleA toad-shaped detour through a very familiar crossing, in 520 pieces. No words, no logos.
$34.99
MugGills Not Fluffed Yet: axolotl mugAn axolotl's version of bed hair, for the keeper who needs a hot drink before the day can start.
$19.99
MugThat Marshmallow Was Not a Fly: frog mugA frog fooled by a marshmallow in a mug of cocoa, for anyone who has grabbed the wrong snack.
$19.99
Ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedGill Baubles: axolotl ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedAn axolotl whose feathery gills double as a tree, for the keeper who has everything else in the tank.
$14.99
Ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedTopper Applicant: tree frog ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedA tree frog applying for the job of tree topper, for the keeper who wants a frog at the top of the tree.
$14.99
T-shirtBacking Out of Plans: toad t-shirtA toad retreating into its burrow, for anyone who is happiest once the plans are cancelled.
$29.99
T-shirtOfficially Dumpy: tree frog t-shirtA plump, happy tree frog proud of its double chin, for the keeper who loves a chubby frog.
$29.99
T-shirtTable for One: Pacman frog t-shirtA Pacman frog dining alone and loving it, for anyone who happily eats by themselves.
$29.99
T-shirtTechnically a Reindeer: Pacman frog t-shirtA Pacman frog whose pointed eyelid tips count as antlers if you squint, for the keeper with a very flat-faced friend.
$29.99
T-shirtRed Belly, Back Off: newt t-shirtA newt arching up to show its bright belly with a very serious face, for the keeper who knows the warning look.
$29.99
T-shirtMy Tail Left the Party Early: salamander t-shirtA salamander that strolls off while its tail stays behind, for anyone who always leaves the party early.
$29.99
Long-sleeve tee, Comfort Colors 6014Practicing My Duck Impression: frog long-sleeve tee, Comfort Colors 6014A frog with a puffed throat practising its best quack, for the keeper whose frog has a very odd voice.
$39.99
MugRed-Eyed Before Coffee: tree frog mugA red-eyed tree frog that is only half awake, for the keeper whose mornings need a hot drink first.
$19.99
MugWide Awake, Mouth Wider: Pacman frog mugA Pacman frog yawning as wide as the mug at sunrise, for the keeper whose mornings start with a very big yawn.
$19.99
Enamel camp mugUnder the Ice, Still Cruising: newt enamel camp mugA newt cruising calmly under the ice, for the winter camper who keeps going in any weather.
$24.99
Tumbler 20 oz stainlessSnowy Night Garden: toad tumbler 20 oz stainlessA toad tasting the first snowflakes in a quiet night garden, for the toad keeper who loves a calm winter evening.
$34.99
Tumbler 20 oz stainlessMoonlit Winter Stream: salamander tumbler 20 oz stainlessA giant salamander dozing in a snowy stream, for the keeper who loves a calm, quiet winter scene.
$34.99
Glass can 16 oz, lid + strawDart Frog Snowflakes: dart frog glass can 16 oz, lid + strawA pattern of dart frogs in every colour morph among snowflakes, for the dart frog keeper who loves a bright winter drink.
$29.99
Ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedAlready Festive: tree frog ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedA red-eyed tree frog already wearing the holiday colours, for the tree frog keeper who wants a bright ornament.
$14.99
Ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedSleeping In: toad ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedA toad with no plans to get up, for anyone who loves a lie-in on a winter morning.
$14.99
Ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedMerry Ambush: Pacman frog ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedA Pacman frog hiding in the leaves with a star on its head, waiting for a cricket, for the keeper who loves a frog that sits and waits.
$14.99
Ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedMist Included: dart frog ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedA dart frog in its own ring of mist that curls into a wreath, for the dart frog keeper who is always misting.
$14.99
Ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedWrinkles Earned: salamander ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedA giant salamander proud of its wrinkles, for anyone who wears their years well.
$14.99
Crew socks, cushioned (sublimation)Snowflake Catchers: Pacman frog crew socks, cushioned (sublimation)A pattern of Pacman frogs catching snowflakes with their mouths wide open, for the keeper whose frog is always ready to eat.
$19.99
Crew socks, cushioned (sublimation)Candy Cane Stripes: salamander crew socks, cushioned (sublimation)A pattern of salamanders with candy-cane stripes among holly, for the salamander keeper who loves a holiday sock.
$19.99
StickerWorm Wishes: axolotl stickerAn axolotl wishing for a gift of bloodworms, for the keeper who spoils their axolotl at the holidays.
$4.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inWorm Wishes: axolotl die-cut magnet 4 inAn axolotl wishing for a gift of bloodworms, for the keeper who spoils their axolotl at the holidays.
$14.99
StickerNew Year, New Toes: axolotl stickerAn axolotl showing off a freshly regrown toe, for the keeper who loves how axolotls regrow.
$4.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inNew Year, New Toes: axolotl die-cut magnet 4 inAn axolotl showing off a freshly regrown toe, for the keeper who loves how axolotls regrow.
$14.99
StickerNot Actually Fireproof: salamander stickerA salamander that wants nothing to do with a candle, for anyone who has been given a name they cannot live up to.
$4.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inNot Actually Fireproof: salamander die-cut magnet 4 inA salamander that wants nothing to do with a candle, for anyone who has been given a name they cannot live up to.
$14.99
StickerNo Flies in December: frog stickerA frog missing the flies of summer, for anyone who misses summer snacks.
$4.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inNo Flies in December: frog die-cut magnet 4 inA frog missing the flies of summer, for anyone who misses summer snacks.
$14.99
StickerLook, Don't Taste: newt stickerA stern orange newt with a berry on its head, for anyone who likes to be admired from a distance.
$4.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inLook, Don't Taste: newt die-cut magnet 4 inA stern orange newt with a berry on its head, for anyone who likes to be admired from a distance.
$14.99
StickerBuilt Like a Bauble: Pacman frog stickerA round, glossy Pacman frog with a bow, shaped like a very happy ornament, for the keeper who loves a chubby frog.
$4.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inBuilt Like a Bauble: Pacman frog die-cut magnet 4 inA round, glossy Pacman frog with a bow, shaped like a very happy ornament, for the keeper who loves a chubby frog.
$14.99
PinFrost Warning: toad pinA worried toad with a snowflake on its head, for the toad keeper who feels the cold.
$5.99
PinTiny and Loud: tree frog pinA tiny frog with a huge puffed-out throat, for anyone small with a big voice.
$5.99
Throw pillow 18 x 18 in, with insertHome Is Where the Hide Is: axolotl throw pillow 18 x 18 in, with insertAn axolotl at home in its pot hide at the holidays, for the keeper who loves a cosy tank.
$39.99
Throw pillow 18 x 18 in, with insertNot a Cushion, Don't Sit: Pacman frog throw pillow 18 x 18 in, with insertA Pacman frog hiding among the sofa cushions, for the keeper whose frog looks exactly like decor.
$39.99
Tote bagWhatever Arrives Is Dinner: Pacman frog tote bagA Pacman frog waiting by the door with its mouth already open, for anyone who is ready for every delivery.
$24.99
Tote bagNot Hopping, Just Browsing: toad tote bagA toad browsing a shelf of gifts, for anyone who shops for the fun of it.
$24.99
Jigsaw puzzleThe Salamander Log: salamander jigsaw puzzleA giant log of snug salamander rooms with small things to find, for the salamander keeper who loves a puzzle.
$34.99
StickerFruit Flies Mean Love: dart frog stickerA dart frog on a gift-wrapped tub of fruit flies, for the keeper who knows what a frog wants most.
$4.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inFruit Flies Mean Love: dart frog die-cut magnet 4 inA dart frog on a gift-wrapped tub of fruit flies, for the keeper who knows what a frog wants most.
$14.99
T-shirtPixie Was A Size Estimate: African bullfrog t-shirtA tiny gate exposes the gap between the pixie nickname and adult size, for African bullfrog keepers who know how big their little pet gets.
From $29.99
StickerExcavation Included: African bullfrog stickerBurrowing becomes a service included with the resident, for African bullfrog keepers whose carefully laid substrate gets rearranged.
$4.99
MugBreakfast Requires A Calendar: African bullfrog mugBreakfast becomes a calendar appointment, for African bullfrog keepers used to spacing out an adult's meals.
$19.99
T-shirtDwarf Was A Clerical Error: African clawed frog t-shirtA size mix-up becomes a paperwork joke for African clawed frog keepers who know this is no dwarf frog.
From $29.99
StickerLid Negotiator: African clawed frog stickerA stubborn lid tester becomes a determined negotiator for African clawed frog keepers familiar with escape attempts.
$4.99
MugSinking Pellets. Rising Standards.: African clawed frog mugBreakfast goes down while standards go up in a pellet joke for African clawed frog keepers.
$19.99
T-shirtAir Breaks Are Mandatory: African dwarf frog t-shirtA surface breath becomes a required work break for African dwarf frog keepers who know the trip upstairs matters.
From $29.99
StickerFour Flipper Drive: African dwarf frog stickerFour webbed feet become a tiny four-wheel-drive system for African dwarf frog keepers who enjoy watching every turn.
$4.99
MugBreakfast By Appointment: African dwarf frog mugTarget feeding becomes a booked breakfast service for African dwarf frog keepers who make sure the slow diner gets its meal.
$19.99
T-shirtThermostat Veto: alpine newt t-shirtThe cool-loving resident takes charge of the heating, for alpine newt keepers who know whose temperature choice wins.
From $29.99
StickerLid Auditor: alpine newt stickerA lid check becomes the resident's official job, for alpine newt keepers who take a secure tank top seriously.
$4.99
MugBright Belly. Dim Morning.: alpine newt mugA bright belly does not guarantee a bright start, for alpine newt fans who also reach for snooze.
$19.99
T-shirtPlease Allow Extra Salamander: amphiuma t-shirtAn illustration runs out of room before its subject ends, for amphiuma keepers who know how much salamander there is.
From $29.99
StickerLid Negotiator: amphiuma stickerA secure lid faces a persistent negotiator in a joke for amphiuma keepers who know their escape attempts.
$4.99
MugBreakfast Requires Longer Cutlery: amphiuma mugLong feeding tongs become the breakfast cutlery of choice for amphiuma keepers who respect that eager mouth.
$19.99
T-shirtLeg Day Exemption: aquatic caecilian t-shirtEmpty leg warmers make a clear case for skipping leg day, for aquatic caecilian fans whose favourite amphibian has no limbs.
From $29.99
StickerSand Standards: aquatic caecilian stickerA sandy nose becomes a personal quality check for aquatic caecilian keepers who take the tank floor seriously.
$4.99
MugCoffee Found. Eyes Optional.: aquatic caecilian mugHunting by smell becomes a morning coffee search for aquatic caecilian keepers who recognise the tiny-eyed expert.
$19.99
T-shirtEmergency Size Upgrade: Asian painted frog t-shirtPuffing up becomes a sudden size upgrade, for Asian painted frog fans who appreciate a very round defence.
From $29.99
StickerNaturally Attached: Asian painted frog stickerA sticky defence creates an unwanted leaf attachment, for Asian painted frog fans who enjoy the literal side of affection.
$4.99
MugBreakfast Has A Night Shift: Asian painted frog mugNight hunting gives breakfast a different shift, for Asian painted frog keepers whose resident eats after dark.
$19.99
T-shirtGentle Flow, Strong Opinions: aquatic tiger salamander t-shirtGentle water comes with firm demands in a filter-setting joke for aquatic tiger salamander keepers.
From $29.99
StickerAddress May Change: aquatic tiger salamander stickerA possible move from water to land becomes a change-of-address joke for aquatic tiger salamander keepers.
$4.99
MugYour Tea Exceeds My Specifications: aquatic tiger salamander mugHot tea fails a cool-water resident's standards in a temperature joke for aquatic tiger salamander keepers.
$19.99
T-shirtEmotionally Deep. Physically Shallow.: Budgett's frog t-shirtShallow water holds very deep feelings in a grumpy joke for Budgett's frog keepers and fans.
From $29.99
StickerAdmire From There: Budgett's frog stickerA bitten direction sign spells out the viewing distance for Budgett's frog keepers who respect that mouth.
$4.99
MugDecaf Still Gets The Glare: Budgett's frog mugEven decaf cannot soften the morning glare in a joke for Budgett's frog keepers and fellow grumps.
$19.99
T-shirtRead The Fine Belly: Chinese fire-bellied newt t-shirtA bright warning belly becomes the small print for Chinese fire-bellied newt fans who know to read the orange bits.
From $29.99
StickerPellet Goblin: Chinese fire-bellied newt stickerOne pellet brings out the little food goblin, for Chinese fire-bellied newt keepers who know the feeding routine.
$4.99
MugHot Tea, Cool Company: Chinese fire-bellied newt mugHot drinks and cool water make a keeper's perfect pairing, for Chinese fire-bellied newt fans who know which guest needs which.
$19.99
T-shirtFully Grown. Walnut For Scale.: clown tree frog t-shirtA walnut makes an adult's tiny size clear, for clown tree frog fans tired of explaining that the little one is fully grown.
From $29.99
StickerPrivate Plunge Pool: clown tree frog stickerA little water dish becomes a private pool, for clown tree frog keepers who furnish luxury on a tiny scale.
$4.99
MugYour Morning Is My Overtime: clown tree frog mugThe keeper's alarm extends a night worker's shift, for clown tree frog keepers with a different idea of morning.
$19.99
T-shirtMy Dinner Eats Better: Colorado River toad t-shirtThe feeder insect gets the fancy meal first in a gut-loading joke for Colorado River toad keepers.
From $29.99
StickerGold Standard Side-Eye: Colorado River toad stickerGolden eyes turn a stray petal into an occasion for judgement, for Colorado River toad keepers and fans.
$4.99
MugSunset Is A Start Button: Colorado River toad mugSunset starts the working day in a dusk joke for Colorado River toad keepers and evening people.
$19.99
T-shirtTiny Frog. Massive Overheads.: dyeing poison dart frog t-shirtA tiny tenant brings a huge setup bill, for dyeing poison dart frog keepers who have seen the running total.
From $29.99
StickerHumidity Goblin: dyeing poison dart frog stickerA mist-loving little goblin stands in for the humidity routine, for dyeing poison dart frog keepers who check the damp details.
$4.99
MugOffice Culture: Fruit Flies: dyeing poison dart frog mugOffice culture becomes a jar of feeders for dyeing poison dart frog keepers whose desk talk comes with fruit flies.
$19.99
StickerShallow Commitment: emperor newt stickerA cautious look into shallow water makes a small commitment joke, for emperor newt keepers familiar with a mostly land-based resident.
$4.99
MugBreakfast Has Escape Plans: emperor newt mugThe keeper's breakfast stays put while the resident's jumps away, for emperor newt keepers used to meals with escape plans.
$19.99
T-shirtMy Starter Makes Flies: golden mantella t-shirtA feeder culture gets the care of a kitchen starter in a joke for golden mantella keepers who raise flies.
From $29.99
StickerFruit Fraud: golden mantella stickerOrange skin makes a tempting fruit disguise for golden mantella fans who can spot the frog in the peel.
$4.99
MugAlready At Full Brightness: golden mantella mugNatural orange colour becomes a morning brightness setting for golden mantella keepers who need more time to wake up.
$19.99
T-shirtBark With A Pulse: gray tree frog t-shirtA patch of bark turns out to be alive, for gray tree frog fans who enjoy spotting the hidden sitter.
From $29.99
StickerCuddles Cancelled: gray tree frog stickerA closed-door policy turns limited handling into a polite refusal, for gray tree frog keepers happy to admire from outside.
$4.99
MugDaylight Is A Scheduling Error: gray tree frog mugMorning becomes an error in the diary for gray tree frog keepers who understand a night owl's view of the alarm.
$19.99
StickerLid Auditor: Kaiser's spotted newt stickerThe resident becomes a lid inspector with a gap to investigate, for Kaiser's spotted newt keepers familiar with secure-top checks.
$4.99
MugDecaf For Me. Dechlorinated For You.: Kaiser's spotted newt mugKeeper and resident each place a special water order, for Kaiser's spotted newt keepers balancing coffee with tank care.
$19.99
T-shirtOne Inch. Two Farms.: mimic poison dart frog t-shirtOne tiny diner keeps two feeder farms busy in a joke for mimic poison dart frog keepers.
From $29.99
StickerFalse Alarm: mimic poison dart frog stickerA captive-bred frog calls off the warning bell in a joke for mimic poison dart frog keepers who know theirs is non-toxic.
$4.99
MugHumidity Before Productivity: mimic poison dart frog mugThe humidity check takes first place on the work list for mimic poison dart frog keepers with their own morning tasks.
$19.99
T-shirtOne Newt. No Vacancies.: paddletail newt t-shirtA territorial tenant closes the letting office, for paddletail newt keepers who know this home is for one.
From $29.99
StickerLid Audit: paddletail newt stickerA secure tank lid gets a personal inspection, for paddletail newt keepers who take the closing checks seriously.
$4.99
MugTea Break. Water Change.: paddletail newt mugA tea break comes with tank chores, for paddletail newt keepers whose own fresh cup reminds them about fresh water.
$19.99
T-shirtBirdsong. Wrong Address.: phantasmal poison dart frog t-shirtA bird-like call leads to the wrong front door, for phantasmal poison dart frog keepers who recognise the singer.
From $29.99
StickerCulture Critic: phantasmal poison dart frog stickerA fruit-fly culture gets a tasting review, for phantasmal poison dart frog keepers who grow the next meal.
$4.99
MugSteeped In Leaf Litter: phantasmal poison dart frog mugLeaf litter becomes a cosy cupful, for phantasmal poison dart frog keepers whose idea of a good blend includes habitat leaves.
$19.99
T-shirtRoommates Are A Serving Suggestion: siren t-shirtA possible tankmate gets mistaken for the next course in a siren keeper's joke about a very eager appetite.
From $29.99
StickerNeeds More Tank: siren stickerEven the picture frame needs an upgrade in a space joke for siren keepers familiar with a long resident.
$4.99
MugMorning Is My Bedtime: siren mugSunrise ends the day for a night-active siren, for keepers who share that upside-down sleeping schedule.
$19.99
T-shirtBeginner Level. Boss Size.: Spanish ribbed newt t-shirtAn easy starting level comes with a very large character, for Spanish ribbed newt fans who know beginner-friendly can still mean big.
From $29.99
StickerSlow Food: Spanish ribbed newt stickerSlow food becomes a meal that crawls, for Spanish ribbed newt keepers who appreciate a very literal menu joke.
$4.99
MugYour Tea. My Worm Infusion.: Spanish ribbed newt mugMatching cups hold two very different breakfasts, for Spanish ribbed newt keepers who reserve the worm infusion for their tank resident.
$19.99
T-shirtMother Of All Pockets: Surinam toad t-shirtMotherhood comes with a whole back of nursery pockets, for Surinam toad fans who know how the young emerge.
From $29.99
StickerRoommate Removal: Surinam toad stickerA small tankmate becomes a meal instead of a roommate, for Surinam toad keepers who understand the housing joke.
$4.99
MugI Take Mine Sinking: Surinam toad mugSinking food becomes a special breakfast order, for Surinam toad keepers whose resident prefers a meal below the surface.
$19.99
T-shirtFormal Top. Feral Trousers.: tiger-leg monkey frog t-shirtA plain green top meets wild striped trousers, for tiger-leg monkey frog fans who admire its split dress code.
From $29.99
StickerDaily Enlightenment: tiger-leg monkey frog stickerThe daily UVB routine becomes a little moment of enlightenment, for tiger-leg monkey frog keepers who remember the light switch.
$4.99
MugSteeping At My Speed: tiger-leg monkey frog mugTea time moves at a deliberate walking pace, for tiger-leg monkey frog fans who are happy to wait for the next step.
$19.99
T-shirtNot Your Salad Ingredient: tomato frog t-shirtA tomato lookalike in a produce basket chooses its own lunch, for tomato frog fans who know this red round thing eats crickets.
From $29.99
StickerExtra Dust, Please: tomato frog stickerCalcium dust becomes a special meal request, for tomato frog keepers familiar with preparing powdered crickets.
$4.99
MugCoco Before Cocoa: tomato frog mugThe resident's coco comes before the keeper's cocoa, for tomato frog keepers whose morning starts with the burrowing setup.
$19.99
T-shirtLandscaping On The Loose: Vietnamese mossy frog t-shirtThe moss display turns out to have toes in a camouflage joke for Vietnamese mossy frog keepers and fans.
From $29.99
StickerDeliberately Lumpy: Vietnamese mossy frog stickerNatural bumps become a prize feature for Vietnamese mossy frog keepers and fans who admire every lump.
$4.99
MugRoom Temperature Is My Type: Vietnamese mossy frog mugCool tastes rule the breakfast table in a coffee-temperature joke for Vietnamese mossy frog keepers.
$19.99
T-shirtCancel My Rain Subscription: waxy monkey tree frog t-shirtExtra mist becomes an unwanted subscription, for waxy monkey tree frog keepers who know this climber prefers a drier setup.
From $29.99
StickerTwig Veto: waxy monkey tree frog stickerA sturdy-branch requirement becomes a firm veto on a flimsy twig, for waxy monkey tree frog keepers who choose the perches.
$4.99
MugCoffee Cools. I Continue.: waxy monkey tree frog mugCoffee loses heat while one careful step continues, for waxy monkey tree frog keepers who know the pace is part of the charm.
$19.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inExcavation Included: African bullfrog die-cut magnet 4 inBurrowing becomes a service included with the resident, for African bullfrog keepers whose carefully laid substrate gets rearranged.
$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Negotiator: African clawed frog die-cut magnet 4 inA stubborn lid tester becomes a determined negotiator for African clawed frog keepers familiar with escape attempts.
$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inFour Flipper Drive: African dwarf frog die-cut magnet 4 inFour webbed feet become a tiny four-wheel-drive system for African dwarf frog keepers who enjoy watching every turn.
$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Auditor: alpine newt die-cut magnet 4 inA lid check becomes the resident's official job, for alpine newt keepers who take a secure tank top seriously.
$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Negotiator: amphiuma die-cut magnet 4 inA secure lid faces a persistent negotiator in a joke for amphiuma keepers who know their escape attempts.
$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inSand Standards: aquatic caecilian die-cut magnet 4 inA sandy nose becomes a personal quality check for aquatic caecilian keepers who take the tank floor seriously.
$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inNaturally Attached: Asian painted frog die-cut magnet 4 inA sticky defence creates an unwanted leaf attachment, for Asian painted frog fans who enjoy the literal side of affection.
$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inAddress May Change: aquatic tiger salamander die-cut magnet 4 inA possible move from water to land becomes a change-of-address joke for aquatic tiger salamander keepers.
$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inAdmire From There: Budgett's frog die-cut magnet 4 inA bitten direction sign spells out the viewing distance for Budgett's frog keepers who respect that mouth.
$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inPellet Goblin: Chinese fire-bellied newt die-cut magnet 4 inOne pellet brings out the little food goblin, for Chinese fire-bellied newt keepers who know the feeding routine.
$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inPrivate Plunge Pool: clown tree frog die-cut magnet 4 inA little water dish becomes a private pool, for clown tree frog keepers who furnish luxury on a tiny scale.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inGold Standard Side-Eye: Colorado River toad die-cut magnet 4 inGolden eyes turn a stray petal into an occasion for judgement, for Colorado River toad keepers and fans.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inHumidity Goblin: dyeing poison dart frog die-cut magnet 4 inA mist-loving little goblin stands in for the humidity routine, for dyeing poison dart frog keepers who check the damp details.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inShallow Commitment: emperor newt die-cut magnet 4 inA cautious look into shallow water makes a small commitment joke, for emperor newt keepers familiar with a mostly land-based resident.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inFruit Fraud: golden mantella die-cut magnet 4 inOrange skin makes a tempting fruit disguise for golden mantella fans who can spot the frog in the peel.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inCuddles Cancelled: gray tree frog die-cut magnet 4 inA closed-door policy turns limited handling into a polite refusal, for gray tree frog keepers happy to admire from outside.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Auditor: Kaiser's spotted newt die-cut magnet 4 inThe resident becomes a lid inspector with a gap to investigate, for Kaiser's spotted newt keepers familiar with secure-top checks.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inFalse Alarm: mimic poison dart frog die-cut magnet 4 inA captive-bred frog calls off the warning bell in a joke for mimic poison dart frog keepers who know theirs is non-toxic.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Audit: paddletail newt die-cut magnet 4 inA secure tank lid gets a personal inspection, for paddletail newt keepers who take the closing checks seriously.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inCulture Critic: phantasmal poison dart frog die-cut magnet 4 inA fruit-fly culture gets a tasting review, for phantasmal poison dart frog keepers who grow the next meal.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inNeeds More Tank: siren die-cut magnet 4 inEven the picture frame needs an upgrade in a space joke for siren keepers familiar with a long resident.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inSlow Food: Spanish ribbed newt die-cut magnet 4 inSlow food becomes a meal that crawls, for Spanish ribbed newt keepers who appreciate a very literal menu joke.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inRoommate Removal: Surinam toad die-cut magnet 4 inA small tankmate becomes a meal instead of a roommate, for Surinam toad keepers who understand the housing joke.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inDaily Enlightenment: tiger-leg monkey frog die-cut magnet 4 inThe daily UVB routine becomes a little moment of enlightenment, for tiger-leg monkey frog keepers who remember the light switch.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inExtra Dust, Please: tomato frog die-cut magnet 4 inCalcium dust becomes a special meal request, for tomato frog keepers familiar with preparing powdered crickets.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inDeliberately Lumpy: Vietnamese mossy frog die-cut magnet 4 inNatural bumps become a prize feature for Vietnamese mossy frog keepers and fans who admire every lump.
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Die-cut magnet 4 inTwig Veto: waxy monkey tree frog die-cut magnet 4 inA sturdy-branch requirement becomes a firm veto on a flimsy twig, for waxy monkey tree frog keepers who choose the perches.
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