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Not Actually Fireproof: salamander sticker

Sticker with a salamander design. $4.99. Printed after you order. Ships to the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

"Not Actually Fireproof"

$4.99Free US shipping when you add any tee, mug, poster, tumbler, long sleeve, crewneck, glass can, pillow or blanket. On its own: $4.79.Printing takes 2โ€“5 business days. To the US: usually 2โ€“8 business days after printing. To Canada, Australia and New Zealand: usually 10โ€“30 days after printing.

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  • Safe checkout. Pay with PayPal or a debit or credit card. We never see your card number.
  • Free US shipping when you add any tee, mug, poster, tumbler, long sleeve, crewneck, glass can, pillow or blanket. On its own: $4.79.
  • No hidden costs. In the US, the total at checkout is what you pay. We add no tax, and there is nothing more to pay when it arrives. Outside the US, read about import tax first. Tax and import fees
  • Wrong or damaged? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we print a new one or give your money back. Each item is made for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind. Our promise
  • Made just for you. Printed after you order, in the US.
  • Real people answer. hello@bognook.com

Not Actually Fireproof shows a black and yellow salamander leaning away from a candle's glow with a worried face and one sweat drop. It sits on a mossy stone, and the candle burns calmly in its little dish. A sticker for anyone who has ever been given a name they cannot live up to. It's a kiss-cut sticker on white vinyl, glossy and made for indoor things, and it isn't waterproof.

Why you'll love this Bognook sticker

  • Glossy vinyl with strong glue.
  • Cut around the design, so it is easy to peel.
  • Made for keeper gear: your tank stand, supply box, notebook or laptop (indoors).
MaterialWhite vinyl
What you getCut around the design, easy to peel
Size3 ร— 3 in
PrintPrinted after you order

About this design

Made by keepers, for keepers. Every animal is checked for the right feet and toes.

A black salamander with bright yellow spots and a sweat drop leans back from a lit candle in a clay dish, on a mossy stone with a fern, with 'Not Actually Fireproof' in brown lettering on a cream banner.

The real animal: Real-life fire salamander: its bold yellow-and-black pattern is a warning sign, honestly advertising to predators that it is toxic. (Source: Wikipedia)

About this sticker

Cut around the design, easy to peel. The cut leaves the backing paper in one piece.

Printed on white vinyl, not clear vinyl.

Glossy vinyl with strong glue, for indoor use. It isn't waterproof.

Questions about this sticker

What if it arrives wrong?
Misprinted, damaged or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery. We'll print a new one or give your money back. Each item is made after you order. We cannot take returns if you change your mind.
How much is shipping?
Shipping for 1 item. The US: $4.79. Canada: $9.19. Australia: $11.49. New Zealand: $11.49. Free shipping to the US on any order with a tee, hoodie, tote, mug, camp mug, poster, puzzle, tumbler, long sleeve, crewneck, glass can, pillow or blanket.
Are there any hidden costs?
In the US, the total at checkout is what you pay. We add no tax, and there is nothing more to pay when it arrives. Outside the US, your country may charge import tax when it arrives. We don't add it at checkout.
How can I pay? Is it safe?
Pay with PayPal, or with a debit or credit card. Card payments also go through PayPal, and most buyers do not need a PayPal account for them. We never see your card number.
How is it printed? What is it made of?
Printed after you order. Made of White vinyl.
Is there a sticker bundle?
Mix any single stickers: 3 for $13.99, or 5 for $21.99. The cart works it out for you before you pay. On their own, stickers, pins, die-cut magnets, round ornaments and crew socks need an order of at least $13.99. With any other item, you can add just one.
Is this your own art?
Yes. It's an original Bognook design, made by us, never copied.
Is this shop real?
Yes. We're the team behind Bognook's free care guides. Write to us any time at hello@bognook.com.
How big is it?
It's 3 ร— 3 in.
Will I pay extra at my door?
Outside the US, your country may charge import tax when it arrives. We don't add it at checkout. Canada charges it on most parcels from the US: sales tax, a CAD 9.95 Canada Post fee, and on clothing made in the US a 50% tariff.
When will it arrive?
Printing takes 2โ€“5 business days. Delivery then usually takes 2โ€“8 business days in the US. Canada: usually 10โ€“30 days after printing. Australia: usually 10โ€“30 days after printing. New Zealand: usually 10โ€“30 days after printing.