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For the salamander keeper

Bognook Shop's picks for the salamander keeper โ€” 20 designs across hoodie, t-shirt, tumbler 20 oz stainless, ceramic ornament, round, two-sided, crew socks, cushioned (sublimation), sticker, die-cut magnet 4 in, jigsaw puzzle and mug.

A Bone hoodie printed with the Snug as Bark design: a dark red-backed salamander with a rusty stripe sleeps curled under a curl of peeling bark lined with moss, a golden leaf and a small orange mushroom beside it and a little snow on the bark, with 'Snug as Bark' in brown lettering above.HoodieSnug as Bark: salamander hoodie

A salamander curled up under a roof of bark, for the keeper who loves a snug place to sleep.

$54.99
A Natural t-shirt printed with the My Tail Left the Party Early design: a red-backed salamander in a yellow scarf strolls away across a snowy mossy patch beside a mossy log, looking smug, while its dropped tail lies behind it on the snow with small motion lines beside it, with 'My Tail Left the Party Early' in brown lettering above.T-shirtMy Tail Left the Party Early: salamander t-shirt

A salamander that strolls off while its tail stays behind, for anyone who always leaves the party early.

$29.99
A tumbler 20 oz stainless printed with the Moonlit Winter Stream design: a huge wrinkly Japanese giant salamander rests on the bed of a clear mountain stream with a sleepy face and a snowflake on its flat head, among snowy banks, pine trees, hanging lanterns, stepping stones and a small waterfall, wrapping all the way around.Tumbler 20 oz stainlessMoonlit Winter Stream: salamander tumbler 20 oz stainless

A giant salamander dozing in a snowy stream, for the keeper who loves a calm, quiet winter scene.

$34.99
A ceramic ornament, round, two-sided printed with the Wrinkles Earned design: a Japanese giant salamander with wrinkly brown skin and a gentle smile rests in shallow stream water among pebbles with a snowflake on its flat nose, snowy ferns and berries beside it, with 'Wrinkles Earned' arched above in brown lettering.Ceramic ornament, round, two-sidedWrinkles Earned: salamander ceramic ornament, round, two-sided

A giant salamander proud of its wrinkles, for anyone who wears their years well.

$14.99
A White crew socks, cushioned (sublimation) printed with the Candy Cane Stripes design: an all-over repeat of dark red-backed salamanders with rusty red stripes down their backs crawling on mossy patches among holly leaves, berries, ferns and snowflakes on a cream background.Crew socks, cushioned (sublimation)Candy Cane Stripes: salamander crew socks, cushioned (sublimation)

A pattern of salamanders with candy-cane stripes among holly, for the salamander keeper who loves a holiday sock.

$19.99
A sticker printed with the Not Actually Fireproof design: a black salamander with bright yellow spots and a sweat drop leans back from a lit candle in a clay dish, on a mossy stone with a fern, with 'Not Actually Fireproof' in brown lettering on a cream banner.StickerNot Actually Fireproof: salamander sticker

A salamander that wants nothing to do with a candle, for anyone who has been given a name they cannot live up to.

$4.99
A die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Not Actually Fireproof design: a black salamander with bright yellow spots and a sweat drop leans back from a lit candle in a clay dish, on a mossy stone with a fern, with 'Not Actually Fireproof' in brown lettering on a cream banner.Die-cut magnet 4 inNot Actually Fireproof: salamander die-cut magnet 4 in

A salamander that wants nothing to do with a candle, for anyone who has been given a name they cannot live up to.

$14.99
A jigsaw puzzle printed with the The Salamander Log design: a rich forest floor scene with a huge fallen log full of snug rooms, each home to a dark red-backed salamander, with a lantern, small gift boxes, mushrooms, stones, leaf litter, snow and a small stream.Jigsaw puzzleThe Salamander Log: salamander jigsaw puzzle

A giant log of snug salamander rooms with small things to find, for the salamander keeper who loves a puzzle.

$34.99
A Natural t-shirt printed with the Please Allow Extra Salamander design: a long brown amphiuma curves through and beyond a flower-decorated wooden frame beneath 'Please Allow Extra Salamander'.T-shirtPlease Allow Extra Salamander: amphiuma t-shirt

An illustration runs out of room before its subject ends, for amphiuma keepers who know how much salamander there is.

From $29.99
A sticker printed with the Lid Negotiator design: a dark amphiuma coils inside a planted tank and presses its snout beneath the lid latch above 'Lid Negotiator'.StickerLid Negotiator: amphiuma sticker

A secure lid faces a persistent negotiator in a joke for amphiuma keepers who know their escape attempts.

$4.99
A mug printed with the Breakfast Requires Longer Cutlery design: a dark amphiuma reaches for a worm on long feeding tongs beside a cup on a wooden shelf beneath 'Breakfast Requires Longer Cutlery', printed on both sides of the mug.MugBreakfast Requires Longer Cutlery: amphiuma mug

Long feeding tongs become the breakfast cutlery of choice for amphiuma keepers who respect that eager mouth.

$19.99
A Natural t-shirt printed with the Gentle Flow, Strong Opinions design: a mottled aquatic tiger salamander with feathery pink gills noses a filter dial beneath 'Gentle Flow, Strong Opinions'.T-shirtGentle Flow, Strong Opinions: aquatic tiger salamander t-shirt

Gentle water comes with firm demands in a filter-setting joke for aquatic tiger salamander keepers.

From $29.99
A sticker printed with the Address May Change design: a mottled aquatic tiger salamander with feathery pink gills noses the open door of a little underwater house above 'Address May Change'.StickerAddress May Change: aquatic tiger salamander sticker

A possible move from water to land becomes a change-of-address joke for aquatic tiger salamander keepers.

$4.99
A mug printed with the Your Tea Exceeds My Specifications design: a mottled aquatic tiger salamander noses a tank thermometer beside a steaming floral teacup beneath 'Your Tea Exceeds My Specifications', printed on both sides of the mug.MugYour Tea Exceeds My Specifications: aquatic tiger salamander mug

Hot tea fails a cool-water resident's standards in a temperature joke for aquatic tiger salamander keepers.

$19.99
A Natural t-shirt printed with the Roommates Are A Serving Suggestion design: a speckled siren with feathery gills and two small front legs opens its mouth toward a fish above a cottage hide beneath 'Roommates Are A Serving Suggestion'.T-shirtRoommates Are A Serving Suggestion: siren t-shirt

A possible tankmate gets mistaken for the next course in a siren keeper's joke about a very eager appetite.

From $29.99
A sticker printed with the Needs More Tank design: a speckled siren with feathery gills and two small front legs presses into a floral frame while its tail extends outside above 'Needs More Tank'.StickerNeeds More Tank: siren sticker

Even the picture frame needs an upgrade in a space joke for siren keepers familiar with a long resident.

$4.99
A mug printed with the Morning Is My Bedtime design: a speckled siren with feathery gills and two small front legs enters a floral teapot hide beneath a sunrise and 'Morning Is My Bedtime', printed on both sides of the mug.MugMorning Is My Bedtime: siren mug

Sunrise ends the day for a night-active siren, for keepers who share that upside-down sleeping schedule.

$19.99
A die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Lid Negotiator design: a dark amphiuma coils inside a planted tank and presses its snout beneath the lid latch above 'Lid Negotiator'.Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Negotiator: amphiuma die-cut magnet 4 in

A secure lid faces a persistent negotiator in a joke for amphiuma keepers who know their escape attempts.

$14.99
A die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Address May Change design: a mottled aquatic tiger salamander with feathery pink gills noses the open door of a little underwater house above 'Address May Change'.Die-cut magnet 4 inAddress May Change: aquatic tiger salamander die-cut magnet 4 in

A possible move from water to land becomes a change-of-address joke for aquatic tiger salamander keepers.

$14.99
A die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Needs More Tank design: a speckled siren with feathery gills and two small front legs presses into a floral frame while its tail extends outside above 'Needs More Tank'.Die-cut magnet 4 inNeeds More Tank: siren die-cut magnet 4 in

Even the picture frame needs an upgrade in a space joke for siren keepers familiar with a long resident.

$14.99