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Eardrums Outside, Earmuffs On: frog crewneck sweatshirt, Gildan 18000

Crewneck sweatshirt, Gildan 18000 with a frog design. $44.99. Printed after you order. Ships to the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

"Eardrums Outside, Earmuffs On"

$44.99Free US shippingPrinting takes 2โ€“5 business days. To the US: usually 2โ€“8 business days after printing. To Canada, Australia and New Zealand: usually 10โ€“30 days after printing.

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  • Wrong or damaged? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we print a new one or give your money back. Each item is made for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or a wrong size. Our promise
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Eardrums Outside, Earmuffs On has a frog solving a winter problem. Its round eardrums sit behind its eyes, so the fluffy pink earmuffs go right over them, and it looks very content. A sweatshirt for the keeper who feels the cold and loves a good frog joke. It's a Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt in Light Blue, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, printed to order, sizes S to 3XL.

Why you'll love this Bognook crewneck sweatshirt, Gildan 18000

  • Warm: a medium-heavy 8 oz cotton and polyester blend.
  • Keeps its shape: a ribbed collar and reinforced cuffs.
  • No side seams, so nothing rubs.
  • Double stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs.
  • Made for cold mornings checking on the tanks.
Material50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric8 oz/ydยฒ (271 g/mยฒ)
FitClassic unisex fit
SizeS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
PrintPrinted straight onto the sweatshirt after you order
CareMachine wash cold (max 30ยฐC or 90ยฐF). Tumble dry on low heat. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry-clean.
Size chart
SizeWidth, laid flat (in)Length (in)Sleeve, from centre back (in)
S202733.5
M22.012834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5

These are the shirt's measurements. Compare with a tee you like, laid flat. From the sweatshirt maker's size guide on Printify. Sizes may change.

About this design

Made by keepers, for keepers. Every animal is checked for the right feet and toes.

A green frog with golden eyes sits on a mossy mound wearing fluffy pink earmuffs that sit right over its round eardrum discs, with red berries and ferns beside it, 'Eardrums Outside, Earmuffs On' in brown lettering above and rows of ferns and snowflakes across the top and bottom.

About this crewneck sweatshirt, Gildan 18000

Ribbed collar, reinforced cuffs and a tear-away label.

Questions about this crewneck sweatshirt, Gildan 18000

What if it arrives wrong?
Misprinted, damaged or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery. We'll print a new one or give your money back. Each item is made after you order. We cannot take returns if you change your mind or pick the wrong size.
How much is shipping?
Shipping for 1 item. The US: free. Canada: $13.19. Australia: $22.79. New Zealand: $15.59. Free shipping to the US on any order with a tee, hoodie, tote, mug, camp mug, poster, puzzle, tumbler, long sleeve, crewneck, glass can, pillow or blanket.
Are there any hidden costs?
In the US, the total at checkout is what you pay. We add no tax, and there is nothing more to pay when it arrives. Outside the US, your country may charge import tax when it arrives. We don't add it at checkout.
How can I pay? Is it safe?
Pay with PayPal, or with a debit or credit card. Card payments also go through PayPal, and most buyers do not need a PayPal account for them. We never see your card number.
How is it printed? What is it made of?
Printed straight onto the sweatshirt after you order. Made of 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Is this your own art?
Yes. It's an original Bognook design, made by us, never copied.
Is this shop real?
Yes. We're the team behind Bognook's free care guides. Write to us any time at hello@bognook.com.
Will I pay extra at my door?
Outside the US, your country may charge import tax when it arrives. We don't add it at checkout. Canada charges it on most parcels from the US: sales tax, a CAD 9.95 Canada Post fee, and on clothing made in the US a 50% tariff.
When will it arrive?
Printing takes 2โ€“5 business days. Delivery then usually takes 2โ€“8 business days in the US. Canada: usually 10โ€“30 days after printing. Australia: usually 10โ€“30 days after printing. New Zealand: usually 10โ€“30 days after printing.