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28 designs for newt people, printed to order.

A Light Blue crewneck sweatshirt, Gildan 18000 printed with the Going Through an Orange Phase design: a bright orange newt with small red spots strolls along a mossy log with a fern frond over its back and red berries at its feet, with 'Going Through an Orange Phase' in brown lettering above and rows of ferns, berries and snowflakes across the top and bottom.Crewneck sweatshirt, Gildan 18000Going Through an Orange Phase$44.99Free US shippingA Bone hoodie printed with the Duckweed Is My Duvet design: an orange-yellow newt floats in a small round pond with its head on a leaf and a blanket of green duckweed over its back up to its chin, fairy lights strung on tall reeds behind it and snow on the bank, with 'Duckweed Is My Duvet' in brown lettering above.HoodieDuckweed Is My Duvet$54.99Free US shippingA Baby Blue t-shirt printed with the Red Belly, Back Off design: a dark newt with bright orange-red patches on its belly and sides arches its body and tail upward on a mossy log, a holly leaf with red berries on its head, with a pink flower, a mushroom and ferns beside it and 'Red Belly, Back Off' in brown lettering above.T-shirtRed Belly, Back Off$29.99Free US shippingA enamel camp mug printed with the Under the Ice, Still Cruising design: a green and orange newt with red spots swims along a mossy log in a pond seen through a clear sheet of ice, with leaves, bubbles and a frosted reed above, and 'Under the Ice, Still Cruising' in brown lettering at the top, printed on both sides of the mug.Enamel camp mugUnder the Ice, Still Cruising$24.99Free US shippingA sticker printed with the Look, Don't Taste design: a bright orange red eft with small red spots and a red berry on its head stands stern on a mossy twig with lichen, a fern curl behind it, with 'Look, Don't Taste' in brown lettering on a cream banner with red berries.StickerLook, Don't Taste$4.99A die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Look, Don't Taste design: a bright orange red eft with small red spots and a red berry on its head stands stern on a mossy twig with lichen, a fern curl behind it, with 'Look, Don't Taste' in brown lettering on a cream banner with red berries.Die-cut magnet 4 inLook, Don't Taste$14.99A Baby Blue t-shirt printed with the Thermostat Veto design: a grey-blue alpine newt with an orange underside nudges a large unnumbered thermostat dial on a mossy bank beneath 'Thermostat Veto'.T-shirtThermostat Veto$29.99Free US shippingA sticker printed with the Lid Auditor design: a grey-blue alpine newt with an orange underside stretches from a mossy ledge to touch a tank lid clip above 'Lid Auditor'.StickerLid Auditor$4.99A mug printed with the Bright Belly. Dim Morning. design: a sleepy alpine newt with a bright orange underside presses an alarm clock button with its snout beneath 'Bright Belly. Dim Morning.', printed on both sides of the mug.MugBright Belly. Dim Morning.$19.99Free US shippingA Baby Blue t-shirt printed with the Read The Fine Belly design: a Chinese fire-bellied newt shows its orange, black-blotched underside on a mossy stone beneath 'Read The Fine Belly'.T-shirtRead The Fine Belly$29.99Free US shippingA sticker printed with the Pellet Goblin design: a Chinese fire-bellied newt opens its mouth toward a pellet on sand with its tail curled beside 'Pellet Goblin'.StickerPellet Goblin$4.99A mug printed with the Hot Tea, Cool Company design: a Chinese fire-bellied newt rests in water beside a thermometer and a separate steaming teacup beneath 'Hot Tea, Cool Company', printed on both sides of the mug.MugHot Tea, Cool Company$19.99Free US shippingA sticker printed with the Shallow Commitment design: an orange and black emperor newt touches its snout to an acorn-cap pool while standing on moss above 'Shallow Commitment'.StickerShallow Commitment$4.99A mug printed with the Breakfast Has Escape Plans design: an orange and black emperor newt chases a jumping cricket past a plate of pastry and strawberries beneath 'Breakfast Has Escape Plans', printed on both sides of the mug.MugBreakfast Has Escape Plans$19.99Free US shippingA sticker printed with the Lid Auditor design: a black, white and orange Kaiser's spotted newt reaches up a mossy ramp toward a raised mesh tank lid above 'Lid Auditor'.StickerLid Auditor$4.99A mug printed with the Decaf For Me. Dechlorinated For You. design: a Kaiser's spotted newt nudges a closed plain bottle beside a planted water dish and coffee cup beneath 'Decaf For Me. Dechlorinated For You.', printed on both sides of the mug.MugDecaf For Me. Dechlorinated For You.$19.99Free US shippingA Baby Blue t-shirt printed with the One Newt. No Vacancies. design: a brown paddletail newt with orange flank markings presses its snout to a submerged cottage door beneath 'One Newt. No Vacancies.'.T-shirtOne Newt. No Vacancies.$29.99Free US shippingA sticker printed with the Lid Audit design: a brown paddletail newt reaches its snout toward the latch under an aquarium lid above the words 'Lid Audit'.StickerLid Audit$4.99A mug printed with the Tea Break. Water Change. design: a brown paddletail newt looks toward water pouring into its aquarium beside a steaming floral cup beneath 'Tea Break. Water Change.', printed on both sides of the mug.MugTea Break. Water Change.$19.99Free US shippingA Baby Blue t-shirt printed with the Beginner Level. Boss Size. design: a blotched Spanish ribbed newt with orange flank spots fills a small striped hoop beneath 'Beginner Level. Boss Size.'.T-shirtBeginner Level. Boss Size.$29.99Free US shippingA sticker printed with the Slow Food design: a blotched Spanish ribbed newt opens its mouth toward a slug on a mossy stone above the words 'Slow Food'.StickerSlow Food$4.99A mug printed with the Your Tea. My Worm Infusion. design: a Spanish ribbed newt eats an earthworm from a submerged floral cup below a separate steaming teacup beneath 'Your Tea. My Worm Infusion.', printed on both sides of the mug.MugYour Tea. My Worm Infusion.$19.99Free US shippingA die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Lid Auditor design: a grey-blue alpine newt with an orange underside stretches from a mossy ledge to touch a tank lid clip above 'Lid Auditor'.Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Auditor$14.99A die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Pellet Goblin design: a Chinese fire-bellied newt opens its mouth toward a pellet on sand with its tail curled beside 'Pellet Goblin'.Die-cut magnet 4 inPellet Goblin$14.99A die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Shallow Commitment design: an orange and black emperor newt touches its snout to an acorn-cap pool while standing on moss above 'Shallow Commitment'.Die-cut magnet 4 inShallow Commitment$14.99A die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Lid Auditor design: a black, white and orange Kaiser's spotted newt reaches up a mossy ramp toward a raised mesh tank lid above 'Lid Auditor'.Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Auditor$14.99A die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Lid Audit design: a brown paddletail newt reaches its snout toward the latch under an aquarium lid above the words 'Lid Audit'.Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Audit$14.99A die-cut magnet 4 in printed with the Slow Food design: a blotched Spanish ribbed newt opens its mouth toward a slug on a mossy stone above the words 'Slow Food'.Die-cut magnet 4 inSlow Food$14.99