Newt merch
28 designs for newt people, printed to order.
Crewneck sweatshirt, Gildan 18000Going Through an Orange Phase$44.99Free US shipping
HoodieDuckweed Is My Duvet$54.99Free US shipping
T-shirtRed Belly, Back Off$29.99Free US shipping
Enamel camp mugUnder the Ice, Still Cruising$24.99Free US shipping
StickerLook, Don't Taste$4.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inLook, Don't Taste$14.99
T-shirtThermostat Veto$29.99Free US shipping
StickerLid Auditor$4.99
MugBright Belly. Dim Morning.$19.99Free US shipping
T-shirtRead The Fine Belly$29.99Free US shipping
StickerPellet Goblin$4.99
MugHot Tea, Cool Company$19.99Free US shipping
StickerShallow Commitment$4.99
MugBreakfast Has Escape Plans$19.99Free US shipping
StickerLid Auditor$4.99
MugDecaf For Me. Dechlorinated For You.$19.99Free US shipping
T-shirtOne Newt. No Vacancies.$29.99Free US shipping
StickerLid Audit$4.99
MugTea Break. Water Change.$19.99Free US shipping
T-shirtBeginner Level. Boss Size.$29.99Free US shipping
StickerSlow Food$4.99
MugYour Tea. My Worm Infusion.$19.99Free US shipping
Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Auditor$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inPellet Goblin$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inShallow Commitment$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Auditor$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inLid Audit$14.99
Die-cut magnet 4 inSlow Food$14.99